Axl Rose was in Sweden yesterday and had a little suprise for a security guard.
Axl Rose spent most of the day in a Stockholm jail cell after allegedly biting a security guard in the leg at his hotel, police said.
The Guns N’ Roses frontman was arrested early Tuesday after attacking and threatening the guard and causing damage to the Berns Hotel, where the alleged scuffle took place, police spokeswoman Towe Hagg said.
All that money spent on putting Axl through obedience school and the one time I take off his leash, he goes and bites someone. Seriously, I know Axl sucks and blows, but now I have to add bites to the list.
Here’s some advice. If you ever find yourself in Sweden, it would be a good idea to be on your best behavior and only bite sexy Swedish women. Then when they scream “STOP” you can pretend that you don’t understand what they’re saying. Believe me, it works. Sometimes.