Boy GeorgeThe court has finally decided what Boy George will be doing for his punishment.

The one-time Culture Club singer will do five days of court-ordered community service as an employee of the Department of Sanitation, a spokesman for the city agency confirmed Tuesday.

The guy who sentenced him must have had an incredible sense of irony. Since Boy George is shit, he’s going to have to pick it up. Looks like he didn’t get his wish of a fashion-and-makeup workshop as his punishment. I’m sure that would have benefited the community greatly. I know when I organized one, everyone held hands and sang We Are The World and did not, I repeat, did not start kicking me in the groin.