The Blemish

Brooke Hogan’s Music Video

By , 4:30 AM on Jun 29, 2006, 83 Comments

Brooke Hogan

Hulk Hogan’s daughter, , has a new album coming out in September. Her single is called and features . This is the only good thing I could think of to say about this. Watching a greased up gyrating in slow motion trying to be sexy makes my penis weep. Is that even normal?

Compare real life Brooke to music video Brooke. Film magic is amazing.

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Here’s music video Brooke.

Note: Hulkamania, please don’t run wild on me.

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  • http://hulkmad Gina

    In my opinion the video wasn’t all that bad. What everyone needs to understand is that Brooke’s father is super strict and super demanding-thus the basis for this song. She’s just trying to step out of Hulk Hogan’s shadow and make a name for herself. And if you think about it, this song would make good club music. I could see people dancing to itl Besides, if she’s got paul wall in her album there has to be some hope for her because obviosly he thinks she’s got talent.
    In all honesty, if her song makes your penis weep that much….maybe its because you don’t have one?

  • my name is secret

    woohoo! that was a good comeback gina. i like that song and i think that her dad would only allow certain things in her music video. because thats his daughter.

  • Goldie’s Girl

    I actually liked the video, however, I do not think that Brooke will have a lasting impact in the music game. Her voice isn’t all that good and her song was just ok. The only reason why she is getting any kind of attention is because of who her father is.

  • Shoppinggurl

    I like the music video it was good, definitely danceable and good beat, we’ll see wat she comes up with next!

  • LEXTOWNPRINCESS

    I LIKED THE VIDEO, THE MOVES, AND THE FACT THAT SHE HAS PAUL WALL IN HER VIDEO….I DONT THINK HER VOICE IS BAD AND I DONT THINK THAT SHE IS THAT BAD LOOKING EITHER…THE FACT THAT HER FATHER IS REALLY STRICT COULD BECOME A SET BACK IN HER MUSIC CAREER, I THINK THAT HER FATHER SHOULD LOOSEN UP AND LET HER 2 HER OWN STUFF…I COULD SEE PEOPLE IN THE CLUB DANCING TO IT, AND MAYBE IN THE CARS BUT ALL I COULD SAY 2 HER IS “STAY TRUE 2 YOURSELF” BECAUSE SOME PEOPLE GET INTO THE MUSIC INDUSTRY CHANGE THEIR WAYS AND DONT STAY TRUE TO THEIR SELF…MAYVE HER FATHER BEING “HULK HOGAN” COULD BE A REASON SHE IS GETTING ATTENTION BUT I THINK THAT SHE DOES HAVE TALENT..

  • ashley

    does anyone know where to get the pink sunglasses from the paul wall video that she’s wearing?

  • ANGIE

    well to tell you the truth i really like it. she is coming out of her shell. now she is tring to grow on her own she is showing her father that even though that she is still a little girl in his eyes but now she is growing into a young lady. but the video was tight. especially the battling at the end. that was my favorite part. keep it tight brooke. just be careful. and always keeo god first. he will guide you through the ways.

  • Ethan

    In all honesty, if her song makes your penis weep that much….maybe its because you don’t have one?****************
    Gina, you need to learn to READ you moron, you wish that was a good comeback, it wasn’t, because he did not say the SONG made his penis weep. He said the thought of seeing this fugly man beast gyrate around TRYING to be all sexy and crap made his penis weep. Learn to read stupid shit. He also made a good point comparing what she looks like in the video as compared to real life. Hulkster paid a lot of overtime money to the video magic/Photoshop and airbrush people.

  • Nick

    damn her ugly face is huge-just like the rest of her. except her tits they are 2 small compared to the rest of her.

  • http://hulkmad PoohBear33

    Peeps, all I gots to say is this music vid’s K. It’s not the greatest, Brooke looked disugsting trying to grind and look smexy when in real life she doesn’t know shit. The song is cool, good club beat like Gina said but…..penis weep?? WTF? My great grandmother still says those really old dayings and she can come up with a bettter come back. And like ashley said- where the hell do you get those shades? Their hot!! By the way, go Ethan. At least somebody pays attention to detail.

    Peace!!

  • paul wall song, not Brookes

    poohbear33 and ethan, i love you both. this chubby ugly bithc needs to step the fuck back and quit tryin to work the sexy. she thinks just cause daddy is rich she can be a singer and be all J-LO sexy n shit. ugly doggy bitch please, J-LO worked for her shit, and she is fine and her daddy and mommy did not do it for her. J-LO did it on her own. you did not do shit but be born ugly.

  • paul walls song, not Brookes

    P.S. and that shit is paul walls song not yours you fuckin ugly man. your lucky he let you manny face on there.
    gettin ready to go see You Me and Dupree, hope it is good.

  • brooke

    I think Brooke is really good but the only reason Brooke is (maybe) going to become famous is because of Hulk!

  • It was great Brooke

    I think she did a wonderful job. Hey she made her dream come true,that is better than what other people has done in their life. I think that she is going to be a hit and that she will be big star……. I like the song and i hope that she keeps making good albums..

  • jlala

    Actually, I think having her father be such a big name probably came as a huge set back because people wont take her as seriously. But she has a good voice, good choreography and I like the song-great idea teaming up with Paul Wall and yeah like everyone was saying I think that should inspire a little confidence. I think she looks great go on girl!

  • Deshaun

    no her has been daddy made her dream come true……chicks ugly…..no one would pay her 2 cents worth of attention if it was not for her dad tryin to stay famous n shit thrugh his dude looking daughter……nuff said. i likes my girls 2 actually look like girls.

  • English chick

    I think the song really good and ive listened to sum of her other stuff n thats gd 2. the people who slagging her off r just jealous of her, yh hulk is her dad but that means shit. fair play to her getting out there doing her own thing!! well done brooke xXx

  • Julia

    EC why wuld i be jealous of her, because i dont look like a man? try again…….
    sum of her songs r good thoug.

  • ro

    hater haters haters!! damn yall faces are GREEEEN with envy~ she dont have to be a singer! her dads fuckin rich dumbasses! u really think she cares what yall think of her?? lol im sure any guy would choose her over any of u! fat asses

  • Ammie

    ro go fuck yourself please. i am not fat like brooke, not poor, not ugly–again like brooke.
    you sound all mad mean hater n shit. you are the 1 that sounds like a hater cause peeps dont think like u do. i dont hate hr-brooke, but i don’t think she is pretty either
    and you wish some guy would choose brooke over me unless fr $$cash$$ cause i am about half her size, skinny, and i look like a girl, and my face looks way better than her face. my face don’t look like a man face
    jst cuz sumone don’t like her or don’t think she’s pretty does nto mean they hate her.
    that is pretty fucked up if they think like that. peeps just expressin’ their opinions deal with it Ro.

  • Rodolpho

    man she is no cute at all just sayin.

  • Rodolpho

    noT cute at all just sayin

  • j ball

    where are thoes pink shades at in her video????????

  • Mel

    Somebody tell me where to get her glasses from the video PLease!!!!!

  • oxoxoxoxox

    not. pretty. at. all.

  • bmw

    damn she is ugly

  • paul

    trannie woman

  • cali-g

    LOL Trannie woman. Silly video. Did Brooke win that “battle?!”
    Penis weeping? Please seek medical attention.

  • Fabio

    i know she looks nothing like, and i repeat nothing like that video in person. i live in miami, they moved here not to long ago, they paid some photoshop miricale worker some heavy duty overtime to fix that ugly face of hers. i swear in person her large head and face and butt chin are alomost as big as the rest of her flabby untonned bod.
    please dont beat me up hulk.

  • Lita

    okay so if anyone hears about where she got those pink diamond shades from lemme knooooww! please!

  • Lita

    Please let me know where she got those shades from in her music video!! the pink aviator sunglasses with the diamond lenses.

  • http://www.pangaeantreasures.com aaron

    Lita

    Shut Up

  • YUVIA

    i wanna know where she got here shades if ne 1 know plzz let me know

  • http://theblemish.com Nelda

    people that keep be dumb by saying things,GET LIFE

  • http://theblemish.com Nelda

    That LITA girl be quite and shut up,there just glasses

  • http://theblemish.com Nelda

    RO shut your mouth

  • Kathryn

    That picture above is just a bad one of her. How many of u have ever had bad pic days? When ur makeup just won’t look right? She is so beautiful and I envy her. And so what if her dad helped her, if she can get the help then more power to her. You guys are all just people who want to make fun of people that are prettier then you. (except those who stood up for her u guys rock)

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  • http://todo-hard-rock.blogspot.com tricky little vicky

    actually, i think she looks better in the pictures, the video is…is very 2000

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  • mervi

    i love ur songs,esp 4 a moment.go on gal.dnt even in anyway feel discouraged.ur too good.ur songs really go deep down my heart.

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