Brooke Hogan

Hulk Hogan’s daughter, Brooke Hogan, has a new album coming out in September. Her single is called About Us and features Paul Wall. This is the only good thing I could think of to say about this. Watching a greased up Brooke Hogan gyrating in slow motion trying to be sexy makes my penis weep. Is that even normal?

Compare real life Brooke to music video Brooke. Film magic is amazing.

Brooke Hogan Brooke Hogan Brooke Hogan

Here’s music video Brooke.

Note: Hulkamania, please don’t run wild on me.