I still don’t see why some people worship Dane Cook. For every joke he tells, he has to start yelling thinking the louder it is, the funnier it is. On Tuesday, he sent an e-mail to his fans to have them go to a taping of his Tourgasm show, a once in a lifetime chance presumably. Instead of getting to see a show, they waited around for 5 hours in the sun to get free Fuze and a 10 minute speech. Congratulations Dane, you managed to piss off all your fans in one day.
They were also filming everyone so each and every fan was just an unpaid extra who had to buy their own food. When the Tourgasm finale comes on HBO and you see excited fans everywhere, you’ll realize that they were just pawns used to make Dane Cook seem popular.
Keep reading to see the invites.
The first message:
Hey everybody –
Check it out: if you would like to be a part of the filming for the finale of my new HBO show Tourgasm, and if you’re one of the first people to reply to [email protected], you might be eligible for an invitation.
We will randomly select a large number of fans to join us for this once in a lifetime episode.
The date of this event is June 13th at 5:00PM, and on that day at 8:00AM, if chosen you will receive an e-mail with the exact location of the event, which is within 30 miles of Hollywood.
Why all the secrecy? Because it’s not only a surprise for you, but for me and the cast as well! Hope to see you there!
Second message:
CONGRATULATIONS! You have been selected to be an on-camera guest for the last episode of Dane Cook’s Tourgasm for HBO!!!
The event will be held on Tuesday, June 13th at 3:30pm. Location details will be sent to you at 8am on the 13th but it will be about an hour’s drive from Hollywood.
Please email [email protected] to confirm that you will attend and remember: this invite is for you and one guest only! Please include your guest’s and your first and last name when you RSVP.
Thank you!
Third message:
Here are the location information and the directions for the taping of Tourgasm Season Finale for today, Tuesday, June 13th! Your presence is requested at 3:30PM.
We suggest that you wear comfortable clothes. Be prepared for hot weather. Please be advised that you will not be allowed to bring backpacks or large purses in to the event, so you will be asked to leave all personal items (and cameras) in your car. You will need to show your ID to get in. There will be food for purchase and complimentary water for everyone. This invite, is non-transferable and is for you and your guest only. The Name & Likeness Release have been attached again. If you haven’t already done so, please print out the form and bring the signed copy with you to the event.
I used to like Dane Cook. After seeing a few of his tourgasm shows, my opinion changed rather quickly. He’s whiney. He’s pushy. He’s not very funny either. In one episode, he wanted to knock someones teeth out, because he lost a game of paintball. Afterwards, he was on cam saying how he was sorry and a dick and didn’t mean it. That to me, showed the real Mr Cook. A jerk.
dane cook pretty much rocks both of you. so, suck a fat one mmkay?
^_^
yeah, and to e.dimas… apologizing really makes him a jerk… … f*g >XD
I agree. I used to think he was funny, then I did some research and found out that he’s a whiney asshole.
Dane Cook is so overrated. He is also really effeminate. Almost gay.