Kate Moss

Despite being caught on tape doing cocaine, Kate Moss was still not convicted. Now, she is back with Burberry.

The 32-year-old supermodel, who apologized to “all the people I have let down” and underwent rehab at an Arizona facility, now appears in a white lace trench coat in an ad that’s part of Burberry’s fall-winter 2006-07 campaign, the Associated Press reports.

It’s good to know that if I’m a big enough star, I probably won’t go to jail for anything I do. Not even rape. Unless I rape an even bigger star. But we know that’s not possible since my star shines so bright.