Keith Urban

Usually, before you lose your soul get married you want to have one last day where you are allowed to go wild. If movies have taught me anything at all, it’s that it will always involve really hot strippers and one of them might be killed in a sex accident.

Keith Urban decided to go all out for his bachelor party. It’s being reported that “he took [Kidman’s] folks and her sister Antonia to their home and ‘partied’ until the wee hours of the morning.” Whoa, slow down there Keith. I’ve stayed up past my bedtime for maybe an hour, but partying with your future wife and in-laws ’till morning? You live on the edge my man.

So what your pre-nup says Kidman can leave you without giving you one cent if you use narcotics and alcohol excessively. We both know who wears the pants in this relationship.