Rachel Weisz

Because Rachel Weisz is a follower, she gave birth to a boy today. He has not been named yet, but if she follows the latest trend, it will be something weird like Kabrim, which she will claim to mean “genie” or maybe she will be more original and not use any vowels in his name. Weisz is engaged to Darren Aronofsky who directed the awesomeness that is Requiem For A Dream and future awesomeness The Fountain. Ass to ass Darren, ass to ass.