Reese isn’t pregnant

On Wednesday, Reese Witherspoon sued Star Magazine on the grounds of invasion of privacy over an article that said she was pregnant with her third child .

The article suggested that Witherspoon, 30, was unwilling to tell producers of her upcoming films that she was pregnant and was hiding her changing body under 1920s-style swimsuits, baggy clothing and “Empire-waist dresses.”

If I was a girl, I’d also be pretty pissed if some magazine called me a fat liar with no fashion sense. Firstly, I take my fashion sense very seriously. Secondly, baby fat is hard to lose so get off my case already. That’s if I was a girl. Which I’m not. So please stop telling me I have a vagina…jerks.

Note: She doesn’t look pregnant to me.