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The Wicker Man gets a poster

By The Blemish, 1:56 AM on Jun 14, 2006, 1 Comment

A poster for The Wicker Man came out. I was hoping for something pagan or sexual or both like a mass orgy with a man on fire in the background being pelted by vibrators. It could even have nothing to do with the movie and be a naked chick slapping a unicorn in the face. Anything would be better than this dull blind little girl in front of someone’s head.

The Wicker Man
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One Response to “The Wicker Man gets a poster”

  • Tyler Durden
    8:13 AM

    You scare me.
    A lot.