The Wicker Man

Another classic movie remake has put their trailer up. The new Wicker Man stars Nicholas Cage. I’m actually very conflicted about this movie. Nicholas Cage can do almost no wrong (see Ghost Rider), but if this is anything like the original Wicker Man, I don’t want to imagine Cage dittying around a town obsessed with sex. If what I’m imagining actually happens, then the movie is going to creep me out again, but for a different reason this time. I hope they bring back the naked dancing nympho sprite.