You may look at this picture and think that Victoria Silvstedt is being raped, but the only thing being raped is my eyes. High res pictures appeared of Silvstedt and her pet troll yesterday and this time you can see what he looks like. I’ve concluded that he must have the greatest tongue on earth because I doubt personality alone can work this magic. Prepare for a visual assault of one of nature’s cruelest jokes.
Update: Pictures removed because of lawyers. Now you’ll never know.