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Ashlee Simpson is transforming

The reports of Ashlee Simpson being the face of Victoria’s Secret Pink line were false. Instead, she was just performing at their launch. Well what a performance it was. Sweat flying everywhere, Ashlee sticking her tongue out every three minutes, raising her arms in a V for Victory. The three things that make a concert great as noted by my concerts for dummies book.

I’d like to point out that in the blue dress picture, she looks disturbingly like Paris Hilton and looks emaciated. I’m very astute.

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LoneStar
LoneStar
17 years ago

This girl is so pretty! Sorry, but Paris Hilton doesn’t come close to how classy Ashlee Simpson looks!

Darah
Darah
17 years ago

she got a nose job. what a sell-out. now everyone is going to love her and she’ll sell more records and get favorable reviews because she is no longer the horse-looking sweaty black-haired mess she once was. oh how i wish i had little girls of my own to burn alive.

shean claud van dan
shean claud van dan
17 years ago

what a bitch ass hoe… i’d f**k that ass tho fasho, she lookin betta than pareee hilton thats fo DAMN SHO, holla at me ashlee i wana f**k u in ur buttcrack

shean claud van dan
shean claud van dan
17 years ago

i’d do her in the buttcrack for sure