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Avril Lavigne is married

By The Blemish, 2:29 AM on Jul 17, 2006, 0 Comments

Avril Lavigne

Avril Lavigne marrying Deryck Whibley was just a rumor on Friday, but I was right because it happened. The outdoor wedding was held in Montecito and sounded pretty tame. Sadly, there was no mention of a circus. I guess eating live chickens and getting laid by the bearded lady cheapens a wedding. Go figure. It’s said their first dance was to Goo Goo Dolls’ “Iris”. That would be a great to dance to, if this were Dawson’s Creek.

I’m still pretty interested in the fact that Avril might be pregnant. I’ve always wanted to see what it would be like for an 8 pound baby to come out of a 50 pound girl.

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