The Blemish

Beyonce is pretty

Beyonce B'Day cover

If you’ve ever wondered what music by one of the Stepford Wives sounds like, then I suggest you pick up a copy of Beyonce’s new album entitled B’Day. Her expression reminds me of a prostitute with 20 years of experience under her belt and if you say something like, “time hasn’t been kind to you”, she’ll start sobbing uncontrollably. Although, uncontrollable sobbing when you have to wake up to Jay-Z every morning is understandable.

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3 Responses to “Beyonce is pretty”

  • Jack Black

    Comment edited for being lame.

  • netaboo

    Jack Black u are ugly with your comments. You are also stupid because that is not how you spell niger but according to the definition in the dictionary, you fit one perfectly!!!!!

  • IAM3IAM

    Yes Beyonce is pretty,also shapley, her clothes compliment her and all this is natural, so what if she wears a wig? She is making money in spite of it and having fun doing it.