Beyonce B'Day cover

If you’ve ever wondered what music by one of the Stepford Wives sounds like, then I suggest you pick up a copy of Beyonce’s new album entitled B’Day. Her expression reminds me of a prostitute with 20 years of experience under her belt and if you say something like, “time hasn’t been kind to you”, she’ll start sobbing uncontrollably. Although, uncontrollable sobbing when you have to wake up to Jay-Z every morning is understandable.

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