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Britney Spears has a new little helper

By The Blemish, 2:52 PM on Jul 20, 2006, 1 Comment

Britney Spears and Manny

Britney Spears has hired Ben Affleck to be her new manny. No one is sure how Jennifer Garner feels about this or how Ben got fat, but if you know a mother who is just “country” then introduce them to Ben Affleck. He’ll make sure the baby is safe before you mistake it for a rotisserie chicken.

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One Response to “Britney Spears has a new little helper”

  • Sid
    4:06 AM

    Looks nothing like Ben you moron!