Christina Aguilera in Santa Monica

Someone actually got some photographs of Christina Aguilera without five pounds of make-up and red lipstick. She looks like a normal person now rather than a picture of Marliyn Monroe. It also looks like it was her free day which translates to “I don’t need a bra today”. Christina Aguilera and Paris Hilton are so alike, yet, at the same time, so different. They both exude some slutty qualities, but while Paris Hilton goes “look at me, look at me” when she’s showing her goods, Christina goes, “oops, I forgot I had no bra on when I put on this thin white t-shirt, tee hee”.

I think I know where Christina is coming from. Instead of whipping out my magnificent penis while walking down the street, I wait till I go to a club and throw myself at the first unsuspecting willing girl I see. Then at the most inappropriate time, I spring an erection and when the girl turns around, points at my crotch and laughs, I have to lock myself in the bathroom stall and cry. I forgot where I was going with this, but long story short, check to make sure you aren’t going to the same club as your sister. Couple more after the jump.

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