Dave Navarro and Carmen Electra

I thought this was old news or maybe I just didn’t care. Carmen and Dave are now officially over. Life & Style is reporting an amicable split with a divorce in the future. For the past five months while Dave and Carmen were pretending to be a couple, Navarro already had a girlfriend on the side, socialite Sarah Howard. However, Carmen didn’t care since she is so focused on her career.

There was no mention of what this actual career is. If I had to make an educated guess, it would be riding symbian sex machines around the world because that’s the only thing I’ve seen her do for the past two years. Don’t get me wrong. I’m not trying to criticize her. Quite the contrary. I applaud her. It’s an awesome job because it pleases me greatly and anything that pleases me greatly deserves a place in this world.

She wasn’t looking too bad at the ESPY’s.

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