A man by the name of Miad J. tells WXYZ news he was hit 4 or 5 times by Eminem while in the bathroom of the local 8 mile strip club, Cheetah. Miad states another man entered the room and started talking to the rapper while he was using the urinal next to Eminem. When one of the bodyguards told the other guy to be quiet, Miad asked him to ease up on the fan. Then this:

“Eminem got done and boom,” Miad recounts. “He started swinging.”

“I wasn’t even expecting it,” Miad said Thursday. “I was just minding my own business, taking a leak.”

I know punching a guy in the face while he’s taking a leak shows that you are a badass, but at least give him the dignity of zipping up. I assert my dominance in a different manner. What I like to do is find a guy taking a crap, kick open the stall door, give a little war cry and then start wailing away. I’m the alpha male bitch. Check the link for pictures of the guy.