Lindsay Lohan fainted today on the set of Georgia Rule from dehydration. She was taken by private car to a hospital where they gave her a vitamin B shot. The reason was probably the gang bang at Piven’s birthday bash. Those things are tiring. Look closely and you can see the sex bruises. As a bonus, you can see her attempt to read 100 Things To Do Before You Die. It seems like just yesterday she was reading Dr. Seuss. But that’s ok, I like them dumb and whorish.