Jack Nicholson decided to go on a little boat trip the other day. He took Lara Flynn Boyle with him after mistaking her for an oar. Even though he couldn’t get the boat back to shore, he and Lara hit it off. Both of them are reportedly happy and enjoying golden showers with each other. If you don’t know where the golden showers reference comes from, it’s because Jack Nicholson is rumored to take home prostitutes and then give them golden showers. If you don’t know what a golden shower is then may I ask you out on a date?
