The Blemish

Katie Price is not royalty

By The Blemish, 2:46 AM on Jul 06, 2006, 1 Comment

Jordan signing

Katie Price aka Jordan arrived for the signing of her new book, Angel, in a horse drawn carriage dressed as an angel. I don’t see the link between a carriage and an angel, but I suppose in her mind it all makes sense. I bet she also thinks the bigger her breasts are the more popular she’ll be and you know what, it’s true. Just not not in this case.

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