Lance Bass

Lance Bass has finally come out and admitted he’s gay. People were so shocked that they had to call 911 because of breathing problems. Then they realized that Lance Bass wasn’t Justin Timberlake.

“I knew that I was in this popular band and I had four other guys’ careers in my hand, and I knew that if I ever acted on it or even said (that I was gay), it would overpower everything,” says Bass, referring to bandmates Joey Fatone, Chris Kirkpatrick, JC Chasez and Justin Timberlake.

If only Lance knew back then that everybody already knew he and N’Sync were gay, things could have been a lot easier for him.

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