Lindsay Lohan on July 4th

Lindsay Lohan finally landed a sponsorship job worth $2 million. She will replace Jessica Simpson as the face of Proactiv Solution, the acne treatment. It amuses me to wach all these celebrities go on about how this face wash helps them so much when in reality, they have never needed it or they go buy their $100 creams. You don’t see me marketing steroids all over the place even though I’m cut like nobody’s business. A more believable ad campaign would be her talking about how Coppertone keeps her from getting skin cancer or how some genital wart cream has really cleared her up.