Matthew McConaughey molests beaches

In many ways, Matthew McCounaughey and I are alike. We are both devilishly handsome and we both march to the beat of our own congos. If we like the feel of sand in our ass cracks, then damnit, we’re going to find a beach and scrape our asses across it because that’s just who we are. Just keep living baby.

More pictures of Matthew McCounaughey flopping around on the beach like a dirty seal, or as he calls it “yoga”, after the jump.