Pirates Of The Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest

I haven’t seen Pirates of the Caribbean 2 yet because stepping outside is like stepping into a furnace, only not as comfortable. Pirates held on to their #1 spot making $35 million over the weekend to prove that it is possible to make a movie that will drive people to theaters. It also broke another record by reaching the $300 million mark faster than any other movie. Monster House, which looked like ass, took the #2 spot. Showing that the movie going public have wised up after The Village, Lady in the Water finished at #3. Clerks II took the #6 spot with My Super Ex-Girlfriend following at #7. This week Miami Vice and John Tucker Must Die premiere. Hollywood. Please recognize your cash cow. Gay pirates. I repeat. Gay pirates. People just can’t get enough.