Rocky Balboa has a trailer

Man, I can’t believe this. I’ve been waiting so many years for the new Rocky Balboa trailer and it’s here. God almighty, it’s here. It’s just so great, I finally get to see this has-been actor try to reclaim his fame. Can my day not get any better? It can, it can. I’m going to go to the hospital right now and stick my hands in a bin full of used needles. Wish me luck.