Tara Reid hurts my eyes

It’s pictures like these that make me wish the city ordinance I suggested had been passed. Writing “Ugly fat people are stupid and need to be covered up all the time” in crayon on the write in section of the ballot might not have been the best way to lobby for my cause (and I thought that smiley face sticker I put on it would have sealed the deal). Those political puppets will change their minds once I send them these photos.