Britney Spears has a mental disability

Britney Spears has registered online at Petit Tresor for “thousands of dollars” worth of baby gifts. For those of you not in the know, Petit Tresor is a kiddie store frequented by celebs. Included in the registry is a $1,200 chandelier featuring little airplanes.

“Oh, it’s not a fake, she’s having a baby shower soon and has told friends that they can order gifts from the site,” a source tells the Scoop, adding, “It’s not like she’s expecting her friends to buy everything for the baby. She’s already spent like $30,000 at the store.”

I’ve always dreamed of the day when my baby can have his own $1,200 chandelier mobile. It’s just satisfying to know that I can give a gift that keeps on giving. Next year after she can buy her a golden diaper which is both fashionable and practical.