Britney Spears

Earlier today I said the combination of Paris Hilton and Brandon Davis was a level of stupidity that has never been reached. I take that back. Backstage at the Teen Choice Awards, Jessica Simpson asked to kiss Britney Spears’ pregnant belly. Britney responded with a “Hell no!” which left Jessica Simpson feeling insulted. So we can conclude Jessica Simpson is odd and Britney Spears is a jerk. Fantastic. Next you’ll be telling me K-Fed is talentless.