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Britney Spears is fashionable

By The Blemish, 5:08 PM on Aug 11, 2006, 0 Comments

Britney Spears

Congratulations Britney Spears. I had no idea hot pink muumuus were back in style. Pregnant women of the world take heed. If you want to be hip, Britney Spears has the answers for you. She’ll help you out of your fashion funk faster than you can say pancakes. But, don’t expect it to be free. Please bring a bag of cheetos and hamburgers for payment.

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