Bryce Dallas Howard

Bryce Dallas Howard was at the UK premiere of Lady in the Water looking paler than Lindsay Lohan. The main difference between Lindsay and Bryce is Bryce doesn’t have a 24 hour penis parking service. That and Bryce is pregnant. I could photograph a corpse and it would have more color than Bryce. It just won’t have the cool ghost outfit she has.

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