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Bryce Dallas Howard is photogenic

By , 2:35 PM on Aug 10, 2006, 2 Comments

Bryce Dallas Howard

was at the UK premiere of Lady in the Water looking paler than Lindsay Lohan. The main difference between Lindsay and Bryce is Bryce doesn’t have a 24 hour penis parking service. That and Bryce is pregnant. I could photograph a corpse and it would have more color than Bryce. It just won’t have the cool ghost outfit she has.

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  • goshgetalife

    Bryce Dallas looks a lot like Marion Ross (Richie Cunningham’s mom on Happy Days). Too funny. I predict she is having a baby girl. Thank me later.

  • Ginny

    I think she is very pretty. Besides, redheads look weird when they’re too dark.