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Heidi Klum is a baby factory

Heidi Klum

Pregnant Heidi Klum says she wants a lot more babies. She already has one from another marriage, one last year and another on the way.

“We want to have a lot of children,” the supermodel tells Life magazine in its latest issue. “(Seal) always says that he finds me the most beautiful when I’m pregnant.”?

Seal would find her attractive if there was plastic wrapped around her head. It’s Seal. He’s ruining everything for me. First Batman and now this. How is she going to feel my penis inside her when she’s already popped out 10 babies? Spelunking is great and all, but I’d rather not wear a helmet and carry a flashlight when I finally seduce Heidi with my charisma and rohypnol.

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anon | April 11th, 2007 11:12 am

These kids throw a huge wrench at the ivory tower of the “mixed babies are so much more beautiful” crowd. The jury is still out but I suspect mixed race (particularly black/white) will be the new racial superiority complex. To hurrican, you are probably one of the growing number of people who are so desperate for social acceptance and to be viewed as progressive rather than racist you’d marry a black man just to fit in. The hippies did this during the 70’s, its nothing new…but you should be ashamed of the behavior. Love is one thing, but caving in to social pressure just shows how stupid people can be.

 
hurrican | December 26th, 2006 5:14 am

fuck you all you are just a bunch of hot jealous animals who are hurting your selves only and thatugly as you imagine is enjoying the sweet love of the very beautiful woman that no one of you bastards can reach in million years that because you are nothing but a trash while the ugly seal is a real artist but you have no idea that’s because you are ignorants well guys i say fuck you again but really i can not fuck dirty asses like you.hahahahahaha it;s ridiculouse that the world still has bloody trash like you

 
Tyler Durden | August 19th, 2006 8:55 am

Oh.Ma.Gawd.

 
shankyouverymuch | August 19th, 2006 1:56 am

Seal is the ugliest, grossest, sickest looking NIGGER ever… this is truly a story of “beauty and the nigger beast” I saw a picture of Heidi walking with that poor ugly little mutant-mulatto baby of hers in her arms, it had its tongue hanging out of it mouth like it was brain damaged. She looked like she was just sad. Later I saw a pic of Denise Richards baby, that is a really nice looking kid, it looks a lot like her… See that’s the thing, I think it’s really nice to be able to look at your kid in the face and see something of yourself, it’s comforting, and gives you a certain bond… unfortunately, when Heidi got mixed up with gorilla-man, I think she gave up all hopes of having any more babies that look anything at all like her…Boo !!!

P.S. both the pics I mentioned are on… thesuperficial.com

 

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