Jessica Simpson

Jessica Simpson states the obvious in Glamour by telling the world how last fall she artificially plumped her lips.

“I had that Restylane stuff,” she says. “It looked fake to me. I didn’t like that. But…it went away in, like, four months. My lips are back to what they were. Thank God!”

Lip injections looking fake? Impossible. I’ve injected this stuff in my penis and it does not look fake at all. All the girls scream in ecstasy when I drop my pants. Although, they had the same reaction before the injections. Maybe I should try doing it somewhere other than the supermarket.