Kate Hudson torments Ryder

Kate Hudson may be seperated from Chris Robinson, but that doesn’t stop them from hanging out together with their son Ryder. Lob off his penis now because in a few years he’ll be wearing g-strings and bras when the parentals aren’t home. It’ll save them from the awkward talk that they’ll inevitably have about why Ryder doesn’t have a vagina like mommy.

If Kate was walking any further apart from Chris, they would need two cans and a string to talk to each other.