Kevin Federline

Britney Spears is making Kevin Federline get rid of his six pet sharks. She’s starting to get nervous with her second baby on the way and fears for her children’s safety.

Leave it up to Kevin to raise Australian gray nurse sharks instead of something more along his personality like a sloth or a leech or a toad. Maybe even something normal like a dog or cat. There’s absolutely nothing interesting about raising sharks. The only trick you can teach it is how to eat raw meat and even then it’s not that fascinating. Although, if you threw Sean into the shark pit he’d probably be safer than if you left him with Britney for a day.