Lindsay Lohan in a red bikini

Lindsay Lohan has made it clear she wants to go to Iraq with Hilary Clinton and support the troops. Lohan is so brave and fears not Iraq.

“I’m not afraid of going,” she says. “My security guard is going to take me to a gun range when I get back to L.A., and I’m going to start taking shooting lessons.”

I’m sure the troops will be thrilled to give her a gun to walk around with. I’d suggest they get a box of condoms and put them on the muzzle, just in case.

On her desire to handle a gun, she says, “Yeah, I have a dark side. I watched all those videos on Charles Manson for a while.”

That’s pretty dark. It’s almost as dark as goth kids in high school painting themselves up like a clown and wearing black. They get a little less dark when you make them cry by telling them black isn’t their color and you see them more as a pink or pastel person. Lohan goes as far as to compare herself to Marilyn Monroe saying she aspires to be a “sex kitten who’s basically a pinup”. Some girls want to be lawyers or doctors, but not Lindsay. She reaches for the stars.

I have to give the US some credit. Sending Lindsay Lohan to infect half of Iraq with an unknown std is brilliant albeit a little unoriginal considering War of the Worlds is pretty old.

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