Lindsay Lohan

Lindsay Lohan has been sending her friends sex toys like the Deluxe Rampant Rabbit and handwritten notes to cheer them up. Among the priviledged few to receive these gifts is Kate Moss who actually needs it. With all the drugs Pete Doherty does, I doubt he can get it up even if he stuffed a chopstick down there. Lindsay didn’t just buy vibrators though.

…”As well as 12 pairs of sexy black thongs, some massage oil and edible underwear she has ordered 12 of the Deluxe Rabbits off the internet.”

Clorox, Clorox and more Clorox. That’s the only way you can disinfect these things. Can you imagine the joy these girls feel when they find out someone sent them a Deluxe Rabbit and then the disgust on their face when they find out it’s from Lindsay? I know this feeling all too well.

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