Guy Ritchie is said to hate Madonna’s music. She goes on to explain that her children are the only family members who appreciate it. In the revealing interview in France, Madonna laments the days when she was single and could dance around in clubs with her girlfriends with no one to disturb or draw attention to her.

“I regret not being able to take advantage of such anonymity.”

“In turn, I go out from time to time with some of my dancers. Not every night, of course. I have a family.”

I have some news for Madonna. Being anonymous in a club is going to be hard to do since a gyrating 48 year old will be hard to miss. I’m not sure her health plan would cover a broken hip or the broken necks that would occur when people slip on their own vomit after watching Madonna’s display of debauchery.