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Natalie Portman is tired

By The Blemish, 3:26 PM on Aug 09, 2006, 0 Comments

Natalie Portman

Natalie Portman showed up sweaty and tired with red bites on her leg and a wet spot around her lap. One could say she vomitted on herself and then fell into a nest of mosquitos. I like to take it for what it is. A confused Natalie Portman wandering the streets at night. In my biz, we call this easy prey.

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