Kevin Federline

Kevin Federline held an after party for the Teen Choice Awards and invited Jessica Simpson, Dane Cook, Mischa Barton, Brandon Routh, the Olsen twins and Nelly Furtado. None of them showed because no one wanted to pretend it was a good performance. The one star that did show was his wife Britney Spears. What else needs to happen to get him to realize his career will never take off? I suppose someone could spell it out for him assuming he can read. Maybe a pretty picture of him on fire with lots of people standing around with buckets of water and no one bothering to throw one on him would help.