Scarlett Johansson is still hot

Some men may be turned off by this hoop earing in Scarlett Johansson’s nose. What these men don’t know is that big hoop nose rings are so in this year and if anyone cares, I would still hit it. I can’t promise her an orgasm or that I won’t laugh hysterically during sex, but I can promise the experience will be over quickly…because I want to leave her wanting more. Not because I have premature ejaculation problems. So please stop sending me those e-mails. Unless you have a layaway plan.