Benji Madden

You might see Benji and Joel Madden from Good Charlotte hanging around high schools more often because their hobbies include hooking up with underage children. The New York Post said Joel started “romancing” Hilary Duff when she was only 16 and now Benji is dating some movie producer’s daughter who’s only 17.

These two sound pretty sleazy and their music makes me wish I was deaf. I can only advise them to stay away from jail bait because I don’t know a lot of high school girls who go for the shrapnel exploded in my face look. Kindergarten boys on the other hand. They think that’s cool.