Victoria Beckham is too skinny

David Beckham has finally gotten tired of coming home to E.T. He is now putting Posh Spice on a diet to fatten her up so it will be easier to give birth to their fourth child. Victoria Beckham has gotten pretty ridiculous now. When you have to get your clothes specially made so they won’t overwhelm your body, you may have a problem. When you have anorexics looking to you for inspiration, then you definitely have a problem.

Flicking this girl’s arm might cause it to fracture. If you dumped her in a concentration camp, people would give her their last slice of bread. In spite of this, the sex must be great. Having your penis be bigger than your wife’s leg would be pretty damn amazing. Here’s some pics of the waif for your amusement.