Eva Longoria is done with TV

Eva Longoria has reportedly said Desperate Housewives will be the last TV show she’ll ever do.

“I would never leave `Desperate Housewives,’” Longoria told The Associated Press. “I love doing both (TV and film), but I would never do another TV show after `Desperate Housewives.’ No.”

If those five lines Eva had in The Sentinel proved anything at all, it was that she may be one of the greatest thespians of our time. That or it was a decisive victory in her quest to prove her brain is actually a little bit bigger than a canary’s.