Jessica Simpson

I didn’t get the memo that allowed Jessica to dress like this. Seriously. Is there someone in charge of her wardrobe or does she pick it out herself? This is one step away from offering sandwiches to me and my friend at inappropriate times. Like when we’re lying naked together. Scream all you want, she’s not going away until she gets paid.

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