Kate Hudson is motherly

Why is it that Kate Hudson is always shown being sexy or being a good mother while people like Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton are constantly stumbling around drunk and taking business away from the local hooker? It’s wrong to undercut their prices, but you can’t beat free and stupid. After you’re done, you could probably trick them into paying you. You’re gonna need it for the std test. Here’s Kate being a mother again by taking her son on a bike ride.