Have you ever sat around and thought to yourself, “How many ways can I take the sexy out of Kelly Brook?” No? Me neither. Disturbingly, someone has come real close. Their answer was to dress Kelly Brook like this. Had it not been for her unmistakable breasts, I would have thought some tranny lover was pulling a fast one on me. To add insult to injury, they made her flash her panties complete with razor burn. This is obviously a vile trick by Billy Zane to make Kelly undesirable so he can keep her all to himself. Screw you Billy, I’m on to you.
