Lindsay Lohan

Lindsay Lohan and Harry Morton have ended their 3 month relationship. Harry ended it during dinner at the Chateau Marmont. Sources say it was because Lindsay Lohan had too much drama and Harry was a low-key guy. I guess he’s just some weirdo who wasn’t into doing rails of coke in the bathroom. A source close to Lindsay had this to say,

“No one ‘dumped’ anyone. You don’t dump people when you’re 20 and 25. You have a mature relationship, and you take a break and you see what happens. Everyone does that.”

Which means Harry dumped Lindsay and this source was probably Lindsay herself. She most likely tried calling in this quote with one of those voice changers and forgot to turn it on. “Uh, is this Lindsay Lohan?” “Noooo, this is, ummmm, Lindy Lonah.”