Lindsay Lohan

Lindsay Lohan tried to see Jared Leto’s band 30 Seconds to Mars in New York, but was banned because it’s an over 21 venue. Listen to that. It’s the sound of the world realigning. Gone are the days that people turned a blind eye to pictures of her stumbling out of a club drunk. It’s a brave new world people and things are going downhill for Lindsay. First it was that letter from Morgan Creek, then she breaks her wrist and now her fame is as worthless as a dead Tijuana hooker. It’s only a matter of time before E! makes another True Hollywood Story about her. This time detailing her downward spiral into bargain basement porn with some dude named “Julio”.