Lindsay Lohan is a sly one

PageSix is putting a twist on the Lindsay Lohan Harry Morton relationship news. They’re reporting Lindsay and Morton did actually break up. In addition, they are also reporting Lindsay launched a nefarious scheme with Paris’ ex, Stavros Niarchos, to get revenge. In return, Lohan promised Stavros he’d look like a stud.

Niarchos, who fooled around with Hilton just last week, was amenable to the plan. And so the pair appeared Sunday at Dragonfly in L.A. “where they held hands and made out all night and then drove in separate cars back to [Lohan’s] suite at the Chateau.”

Harry Morton didn’t care at all because he’s not in high school and this isn’t some cheesy 80’s movie. And I’m pretty sure being a stud is a little more involved than making out with the town whore.